Now that I'm writing my first blog, I just need something interesting to say I suppose ... er ...

You see, this is the problem isn't it? Far too much technology available to people who only type with one finger (Stephen Hawkins omitted), that allows them to share every minute detail of their morning trip to 'Asda'.

'When will the almond frosted donughts be marked down? The sell by date's clearly up - look. I said look, damn it. Don't go wandering off to feminine hygiene'.

I'm sorry, but I think this Internet malarkey has got completely out of hand.

Jesus didn't use the websites and texts and laptops at hand to get his message across. He just got off his backside, got out onto the hustings with his interns and pressed flesh and kissed babies - except the leper ones obviously.

No offence to any Christians by the way, after all I'm a Priory Brother myself. 
If it helps, I'll make up for it next time and have a go at the Jews, Hindus or Arabs for you. But maybe not in that order, I'm not racist.

Anyway, I'm boring myself now, God knows what I'm doing to you.
Besides, it's time for Vesper. (google it)

Peace be unto you

Brother Scaramouche